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TTA
08-30-2006, 12:45 PM
Got this from a buddy:

GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN SOON !!!! Subject: Upcoming 2008 Democratic
Convention agenda!

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al
Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:42 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:43 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:44 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:44:20 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:44:33 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

6:44:55 p.m- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:26 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

8:36 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:12 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:17 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention?

Golden
08-30-2006, 02:04 PM
LMAO!!!!!

91Notch
08-30-2006, 04:23 PM
:roll: that was a good one +rep for you

82hatch
08-31-2006, 10:20 AM
:roll: +1

QUASAR
08-31-2006, 12:42 PM
lol

MCM
08-31-2006, 12:47 PM
Awesome. :lol:
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention?We could only hope. Chapequidick, here they come!

patman
08-31-2006, 07:43 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA

patman

Belowme
09-06-2006, 02:33 AM
you forgot....

george w bush converts to a democrat because he hears they have a huge party...gives speech as a key note speaker...drinks several toasts with Teddy and does a line off a hookers back all the while AWOL from the national guard!!! ah....it must remind him of the time he was a male cheerleader at yale :D