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Syclone#1992
09-09-2006, 01:15 PM
Thought you'd like to know! Just in case you were planning to go and
hadn't received your pre-convention registration materials yet.

Upcoming Democratic Convention agenda:

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony by A.C.L.U.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al
Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France by Dixie Chicks.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and Hezbollah Defense Fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore).

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop (Moderated by Nancy Pelosi).

9:00 p.m. - Gay Marriage Ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission * Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Yell Practice by Howard Dean - 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:35 p.m. - Transportation and Rescue workshop (Moderated by Ray Nagin
and Kathleen Blanco).

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D., Mass.), sponsor.

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:25 p.m. - Composure symposium (Conducted by Howard Dean).

11:30 p.m. - "Free Saddam" Pep Rally.

11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate (How to lose with
dignity by Al Gore).

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention?

stalked_R/T
09-09-2006, 01:53 PM
RE

stalked_R/T
09-09-2006, 01:53 PM
http://motownmuscle.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32600

stalked_R/T
09-09-2006, 01:53 PM
POST :lol:

QUASAR
09-09-2006, 02:22 PM
i'm going but I have to leave right after Ted Kennedy's toast.

mdhmi
09-11-2006, 05:42 PM
Funny as hell, minus the 9p and 11p entries. ;)

wide winger
09-13-2006, 05:58 PM
You forgot the ladies of the nite meeting with the dems at 2AM