Originally Posted by hangemhigh
Funny, I've received three of these as gifts.
When Love Fades...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or fish?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
-DAN
2001 GTP Turbocharged 505hp @ 21psiSOLD!!!
2010 Camaro SS2/RS Black w/Cyber Gray stripes *sold*
2017 Camaro SS/1LE Mosaic Black Metallic
^ "man... this bar smells like piss"
I'd wake up dead lol
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wanted
to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking, but then I bent over to get some
stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt,
pulled my knickers to one side and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven,” said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
'16 Fiesta ST
A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.
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