When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, quietly & peacefully in his sleep……
…..and not screaming & yelling like the other passengers in his car!
This is how my Grandfather died, but he never drove his Impala much faster than his John Deere so Grandma wasn't too banged up when he had his heart attack.Originally Posted by 4Gas$
1986 Mustang GT 412W
2016 Dodge Challenger Hellcat
If Ya Ain't First, Your Last! "Ricky Bobby"
A newly married man was out in his garage waxing & cleaning his
beautiful Mustang GT when his new bride walk in & simply stood there
and watched him for a moment.
She finely said, “honey, don’t you think its time to sell your Mustang?”.
The husband replied, “wow, for a moment there you sounded just
like my ex-wife.”
“your ex-wife – I never knew you were married before” said his wife!
“I wasn’t” – replied her husband.
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1986 Mustang GT 412W
2016 Dodge Challenger Hellcat
If Ya Ain't First, Your Last! "Ricky Bobby"
That would be hilarious
Why Wives Shouldn't Go Hunting...
IT WAS SATURDAY MORNING AS JAKE, AN AVID HUNTER, WOKE UP RARING TO GO BAG THE FIRST DEER OF THE SEASON.
HE WALKS DOWN TO THE KITCHEN TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, AND TO HIS SURPRISE HE FINDS HIS WIFE, ALICE, SITTING
THERE, FULLY DRESSED IN CAMOUFLAGE.
Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas.
Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and
I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that
Alice couldn't bag an elephant --- much less a deer.
NOT 10 MINUTES PASS WHEN HE IS STARTLED AS HE HEARS AN ARRAY OF GUNSHOTS. QUICKLY, JAKE STARTS
RUNNING BACK. AS JAKE GETS CLOSER TO HER STAND, HE HEARS ALICE SCREAMING, "GET AWAY FROM MY DEER!"
CONFUSED AND FRIGHTENED, JAKE RACES FASTER TOWARDS HIS SCREAMING WIFE. AND AGAIN HE HEARS HER YELL,
"GET AWAY FROM MY DEER!" --- FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER VOLLEY OF GUNFIRE!
NOW WITHIN SIGHT OF WHERE HE HAD LEFT HIS WIFE, JAKE IS SURPRISED TO SEE A TEXAS GAME WARDEN WITH
HIS HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR.
The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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