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    Two good ol' boys in an Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while

    the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a

    baby, would that make us kin?"


    The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I

    don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"

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    I don’t know, but either way somebody is losing a mobile home trailer!

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    Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hangemhigh View Post
    Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
    Now that's funny

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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



    1948 Dodge B1 pickup

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    Red face

    That avatar......


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    ....and from an Ohio guy no less

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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



    1948 Dodge B1 pickup

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