CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent-12 Calories
Without her consent-2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands-8 Calories
With one hand-12 Calories
With your teeth-485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection-6 Calories
Without an erection-3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary-12 Calories
69 lying down-78 Calories
69 standing up-812 Calories
Wheelbarrow-216 Calories
Doggy Style-326 Calories
Italian chandelier-2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real-112 Calories
Fake-1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging-18 Calories
Getting up immediately-36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately-816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years-36 Calories
30-39 years-80 Calories
40-49 years-124 Calories
50-59 years-1,972 Calories
60-69 years-7,916 Calories
70 and over-Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly-32 Calories
In a hurry-98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door-5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door-13,521 calories
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