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    CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent-12 Calories
    Without her consent-2,187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands-8 Calories
    With one hand-12 Calories
    With your teeth-485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection-6 Calories
    Without an erection-3,315 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary-12 Calories
    69 lying down-78 Calories
    69 standing up-812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow-216 Calories
    Doggy Style-326 Calories
    Italian chandelier-2,912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real-112 Calories
    Fake-1,315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging-18 Calories
    Getting up immediately-36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately-816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years-36 Calories
    30-39 years-80 Calories
    40-49 years-124 Calories
    50-59 years-1,972 Calories
    60-69 years-7,916 Calories
    70 and over-Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly-32 Calories
    In a hurry-98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door-5,218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door-13,521 calories

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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



    1948 Dodge B1 pickup

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    '16 Fiesta ST

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    ^ Where do I send my check?
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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



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    I used to be 'with it'. Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me.......



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