Ronnie Duke attempts escape from Monroe County Jail

**Falcon64** · 05-09-2014, 09:44 PM

Ronnie Duke was caught this week trying to escape from the Monroe County Jail. Duke attempted to escape by chiseling the mortar around the blocks to try and remove the blocks from the wall. Duke tried to conceal his efforts by refilling the mortar with wet toilet paper mixed with tooth paste and chocolate to make it brown. Duke's plan was discovered by a corrections officer who was doing a cell inspection. I guess he thought he could jump off the third floor and escape. Must not have realized that the building is almost two feet thick of solid concrete. What a dumbass. Add a few more years to the 16 year sentence he is serving.

**streetracinflint** · 05-09-2014, 10:05 PM

Wow the guy is nuts.....

**BlackHawkSniper** · 05-10-2014, 02:17 AM

Wow cant run a business, scam artist who got caught and now trying to escape aparrentley him and bubba arent getting along to well.

**Wizeguy** · 05-10-2014, 05:14 AM

I think he watched Escape From Alcatraz one to many times....
BTW if your in NorCal, I would highly suggest to take the Alcatraz tour!

**OldbutNew** · 05-10-2014, 07:30 PM

That is just priceless. I'll bet he's just about going nuts in there. No hookers, no blow, nobody to scam...

**DBK** · 05-11-2014, 08:46 AM

Honestly, his sentence was pretty light in my estimation. 13 years for stealing $100 million and ruining a bunch of people? Not too bad.

First he runs. Then he attacks the prosecutor. Then he attempts to break out of jail. Clearly, not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with, but I'd be thanking my lucky stars to get off that easy after bilking people out of that much money rather than trying to add to my sentence.