"You make 100% of the hurdles you remove the bar from"
-Me to my boss in a meeting about bringing everyone up to speed with new technology....she didn't like my satire
"You make 100% of the hurdles you remove the bar from"
-Me to my boss in a meeting about bringing everyone up to speed with new technology....she didn't like my satire
"To learn and practice what is learned time and again is pleasure, is it not? To have friends from afar is happiness, is it not? To be unperturbed when not appreciated by others is gentlemanly, is it not?" - Confucius BC.551-BC.479
"I may not touch bottom, but I sure slap shit out of the sides"
"I'm not long to get a hard with"
"Meet to please you"
"If it Flys, Floats or F**ks...RENT IT'.
"I own Firearms and a Backhoe"
"Smart as a horse, hung like Einstein"
“The philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that's not there. The theologian is the man who finds the cat." William James
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools..."
Romans 1:22
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