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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifster View Post
    Well, that prediction you made sucked ass. Thanks for playing.

    Michigan State is 3-1 after beating Iowa 17-10.

    Bring on the Skunk Bears!!!
    Congrats on your second B1G win since 2015!


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    What's the difference between the Big House and a cactus? The cactus has its pricks on the outside!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitStyle View Post
    Congrats on your second B1G win since 2015!

    At least MSU won the B1G Championship that year. How long has it been since Michigan won a championship? 2004?

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    What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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    Cool Dad jokes. Almost as funny as the times you used them in the 2016 thread (oh wait, you were pretty absent for that thread), the 2015 thread, the 2014 thread, the 2013 thread, the 2012 thread, the 2011 thread, the.......
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    If I missed last year, it would be because I had something going on. I have a good enough sense of humor to take shots, even on a down year.

    I did have a customer with Skunk Bear crap on her car. We had fun making fun of the game. Certainly more things in life to get in a twist over.

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    Jim Harbaugh is on the MSU 5 yard line in the closing seconds of a game
    tied 14 - 14 and prays for inspiration. He looks to the heavens and says
    "God what play should I call." God answers "throw a flat pass to the
    right". Jim calls the play and it is intercepted and returned all the
    way for a touchdown giving Michigan State the win. Jim once again looks to
    the heavens and says "God why did you call that play". God pauses and
    says "Hey Duffy, why did we call that play?"

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    Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

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    A landscaping school fan making academic jokes about Michigan.... priceless
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    A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

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