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    Girls Night Out

    Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been
    decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee.
    They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they
    do their business behind a head stone or something.
    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
    off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend
    however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't
    want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon
    from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself
    with that.

    They then made off for home.
    The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and
    said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife
    came home last night without her panties"
    "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card
    stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said 'From all of us
    at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."
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    LOL. I should have expected nothing less.

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    Haaaa....
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    LOL!

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    lol

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    LOL

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