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    Club Member Torxila's Avatar
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    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock on his door. Two sheriff’s deputies are there; he asks if there is a problem.



    One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so can he see a picture of his wife.



    The guy says, “sure” and shows him a photo of his spouse.



    The deputy says, “I’m very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck!”



    The guy says, “ I know but she has a great personality and she’s an excellent cook."
    "If it Flys, Floats or F**ks...RENT IT'.

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    lol

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    Hahahaa!!

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