Quote Originally Posted by loosenut View Post
LMAO
On a good day I'll get 4-5 calls and I screw with them hard core! If it's a girl calling, forget about it... my XXX mouth comes out... what surprises me is I ask them if they have a landing strip, completely shaved or full bush and I usually get an answer! Then they hang up Lol
Credit card people.. I'll just start rattling off card numbers, after the 5th credit card I start throwing in vowels then I'll get (insert India accent ) are you fucking with me? Yea what do you think!
Car warrenty guys... I tell them P80 Ferrari, no sorry we don't warrenty those, any other car? Lamborghini Miura? No sir.. How about a 74 super beetle?.... click......