A bit of humor for today...

**hangemhigh** · 10-08-2013, 08:29 AM

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young
to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want
my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in
the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his
shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

**red347lx** · 10-08-2013, 10:39 AM

LMAO

**Falcon64** · 10-08-2013, 11:50 AM

Awesome!!

**DeFormula** · 10-08-2013, 06:42 PM

LOL! That's awesome!!

**streetracinflint** · 10-08-2013, 07:48 PM

Lol...thats great.....

**1fstfox** · 10-09-2013, 06:35 PM

Pure gold!

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**Torxila** · 10-09-2013, 06:46 PM

NY City Blonde

A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the ocean.

But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome
young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
comfortable compartment in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a
bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."