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**GrandmaLS** · 10-10-2007, 12:36 PM

Best thread ever! You're like the Sue Johanson of MM.

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

**91Bird305** · 10-10-2007, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by GrandmaLS

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
428 butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
731 butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4355 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.

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**kovacs32** · 10-10-2007, 12:43 PM

which thread is better: "my mower blew up" or this thread? and why?

**kovacs32** · 10-10-2007, 12:43 PM

lmfao at this thread

**postban** · 10-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Explain the principles of objectivism as they relate to solar powered calculators.

**kovacs32** · 10-10-2007, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by postban

Explain the principles of objectivism as they relate to solar powered calculators.

LMFAO +1 im dying over here

**GrandmaLS** · 10-10-2007, 12:54 PM

Oh! Oh! I got one! What are the economic, political, social, and foreign policy consequences of Industrialization?

**kovacs32** · 10-10-2007, 12:59 PM

whats the distance in meters from earth to the moon on february 2nd 2010?

**91Bird305** · 10-10-2007, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by kovacs32

which thread is better: "my mower blew up" or this thread? and why?

They both have their pros and cons. I like "my mower blew up" because it is a true story, and yet, it has a hidden message to everyone.

But like any thread on MM, they are all vunerable to motown homo attacks. So I guess whichever one holds out the longest without another man talking about another man putting their penis in his mouth, then both are great. Or wait, I think I just canceled this thread out by mentioning that. Mower thread is the better now.

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