The hilarious google search guess results thread.

**FlyLike** · 07-29-2009, 01:41 PM

**StealthRTSC** · 07-29-2009, 02:44 PM

hahaha

**wikdsvt** · 07-29-2009, 02:47 PM

IT WORKS

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**FlyLike** · 07-29-2009, 02:51 PM

seems like a lot of women are pretty paranoid!

**AutoEuphoria** · 07-29-2009, 03:58 PM

**FlyLike** · 07-29-2009, 04:00 PM

**DannyDodge** · 07-29-2009, 04:13 PM

apparently its a book

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/dp/075151005X"]Amazon.com: WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD! (9780751510058): VANESSA FELTZ: Books[/ame]

First of all, a warning. This book is packed with such useful and POWERFUL information, it should be approached with caution. Amazon has not provided a synopsis, and rightly so. I attempted to download a summary to my computer and my monitor EXPLODED. Normally, I would complain to the author and demand a refund, but the mere opportunity to witness this miracle of written word is payment for my loss ten times over.

In addition to the eternal question "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?", you'll also learn life saving information, such as answers to questions like "Should I be concerned that an as of yet unidentified rodent species has taken up residence in my colon?" Additionally, you'll find instructions including battle tactics, suggested weaponry and equipment, and other fun facts for assailing the lost city of Atlantis to wrest control from the resident Merlords, giving you an access to a rare element that is known to give chewing gum viagra-like properties (for Asians and Serbs only, unfortunately). I save further examples for fear of your safety.

The only negative I can give about this book is the fact that reaching the end of it will give you an intense sadness. The only parallel I can construct for the amount of sorrow this will cause is to beseech you to imagine yourself as a T-rex in a room full of T-ball poles and large soapy bubbles. Your stubby arms would render the pleasure-power of this room woefully out of reach. Only the strong-willed should undertake reading this book.